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Whappoww!! Ninja sneaks for bosses of chill


These lightweight, super comfortable, super fly ninja shoes are...deadly. I think you can pretty much do anything in them: run, fly, shoot lightning bolts, be invisible, be awesome, etc. Many color options are available for any and all missions, be it covert op or just generally winning at life. These kicks are ready for just about anything.

This is my second pair. The first pair have lasted me 2 years on practically all terrain types and still have good tread, still have magic powers, still ride like a Ferrari, still look good (every once in awhile, after they're getting a bit dusty from the trail of victory, I fill the washing machine with water, put a cup of bleach in there, swish it around, drop these bad boys in there, put a couple white bath towels on top of them to keep them submerged, and hit "go". Presto. After you let them AIR DRY, they look brand new again.). They seem to be immortal.

Some basics:
They ride low to the ground for good tactile sensitivity, but cushion is plenty adequate - so you can feel just enough of what you're stepping on without hurting the bottom of your foot. They are a significant step up from a "barefoot" running shoe in this respect. They run nearly true to size - oh so slightly larger than normal for me, but not enough to buy a smaller size (a half-size smaller would have my toenail digging out the toe of the shoe with every step), and it's not a problem.

These are my number one recommendation for hybrid athletic-casual swag deluxe. I don't know what else to tell you.

By the hammer of Grapthar, as long as these things are manufactured on the Earth, I will continue buying them, for the rest of eternity. I'm a 36-year-old dude, and they are probably my favorite all-around everyday shoes of all time. Huzzah.

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